Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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