David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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