problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
please don't ironically join a cult
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