Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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