I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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