Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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