What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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