Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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