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  may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.

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  First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.

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• i before e except after c

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:30pm

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• Dam I'm buying a prius today just so that I can blown.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:16am

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• jesus christ guys are bitchy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:23pm

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• what about Taco from 'The League' on FX? That guy's straight and he got blown in a Prius...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:27pm

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• Women should just know there place, the back of a prius. We can put a time clock and a break room back there for ya.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:36pm

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• I'm just sayen not real manly pullin up in a prius. Sayen hey baby, want to go for a spin my flux capasitor gets me 10,000 gigawats of power.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:55pm

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• True fact: 15 million people are diagonsed with an STD is the US each year.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:54pm

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• and i don't know many girls who give a shit what a guy drives 3:57... 3:04 was ranty but she's more or less right... just celebrate the blowjob without all this insecure bs.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:24pm

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• how do you not know if you got head? it must not have been that great

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:00pm

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• I've given head in a prius... hahaha I thought I was the only one in the world... hahahaha.. oh and he was straight. TRUST.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:53pm

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• I love Los Angeles! Roadhead is simply mulitasking here in my sweet hometown.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:30pm

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• i own a prius... still havent gotten head

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:52pm

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• I have a prius and I'm a chick and have given head in it. What's so wrong with environmentally friendly blowjobs?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:51am

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• Proof that men are just as catty and judgmental as they blame women.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:43pm

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• oh my god, someone isn't living up to our rigid notion of masculinity! he must be culled from the herd!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:28pm

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• Not true. I've been blown in a Prius.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:53pm

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• this is an AMAZING txt!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:40pm

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• You guys are such fucking morons to think a car has anything to do with sexuality.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:52pm

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• I think I can one up this, I'm a straight guy who's had sex with two different women in my PT Cruiser.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:29pm

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• Well 3:04 your a prime example of why women shouldn't be allowed in the workplace.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:12pm

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• Sexuality questionable

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:25am

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• i've given head in a prius. he's straight and i'm a girl.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:51pm

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• Hope you get t-boned by a dump truck next time.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:44pm

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• must've been a rental

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:05pm

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• Why the fuck does every text start with " may or may not have...". It's so fucking stupid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:07pm

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• Johnson and wales- sex drugs and mise en place

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:31pm

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• I've blown someone in my prius

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:30pm

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• Foreign cars are gayyy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:37pm

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• It's better than all the "proceeded to" texts, 5:07. I'm guessing in this case the OP may not have gotten a blowjob, or he may have paid for one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:17pm

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• i feel like the prius was his mom's and he can't say the word dinosaur properly.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:19pm

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• Not true. I've given head in a Prius. It's not about the car--it's about the dick.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:41am

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• No strate guy would ever be caught in a prius.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:39pm

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• 2:20 - 7:53+ HI! haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:29pm

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• This is a poor attempt at high brow, clever humor using toilet talk. Stick to low brow tfln.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:46am

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• Haha. Like getting blown in a Nissan extera

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:20pm

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• That's 1.21 gigawatts, 2:55.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:57pm

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• Shut the fuck up, 3:03. What woman picks her man by the car he drives? Maybe the fact that more women are allowed in the workplace keeps them from judging a guy's wallet when they have their own. How old are you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:04pm

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• Wow learn to read 3:04......i said "IF" a women chooses her man by what hes driving she is a hoe...saw plenty of them at the philly races when i was younger.....and im 25 years old....wtf is up with all the civil rights crap....go take a shower shave your bush and put on a bra

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:57pm

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• On the contrary, its my maturity level, so sounds fine to me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:12pm

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• Unfortunately this has happened to me, which makes me the subject of endless prius jokes. Hey man, I was just trying to get a nut.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:59pm

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• If a women picks her man by his car shes a hoe....car has no indication on what kind of house/land/money he has...people that cant afford certain cars lease them all the time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:03pm

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