We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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