I'm eating all of the evidence.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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