So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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