Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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