Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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