I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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