I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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