Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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