You work out of a Hotel?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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