why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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