hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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