maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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