your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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