Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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