I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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