I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm like, not good at living.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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