i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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