Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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