jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
