Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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