is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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