Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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