You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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