My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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