All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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