please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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