did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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