Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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