Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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