nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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