you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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