Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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