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it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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