Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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