I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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