So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
