im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Be still, my beating vagina.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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