Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We have so much sex to catch up on
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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