The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
