Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
