the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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