Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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