Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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