nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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